Birthday brunch with this cool guy. @thatsnothowiroll (at Manhattan Beach Post)

This weird dude was staring at me in the restroom. #disconcerting (at Ortega 120)

So they seat us and it happens that these two plaques are on the table. #ortega120 #mexicanfood #redondobeach #loveslost #sara #lauren (at Ortega 120)

I’m a simple girl. Just give me a grilled cheese, fries, and a sweet tea. (at Westside Tavern LA)

Tempura green beans at our favorite spot @westsidetavern The birthday adventure with @thatsnothowiroll has begun!! (at Westside Tavern LA)

#ChristmasTimeIsHere Put my regular colors away for the season. #FiestawareCollection #Scarlet #Shamrock (at Cabana de Corazon)

Nudge nudge wink wink. @thatsnothowiroll @homeschooled_hipster @runs_on_duncan #ChristmasTimeIsHere (at Fry’s Electronics)

He’s usually not one to get up on the desk. #Atticus #YouveChanged

Jason’s piece. @thatsnothowiroll likes his #PecanPie

And so it came to pass that TOTS appeared. And there was much rejoicing.

This is our version of Elf on the Shelf. Presenting the Colombian Christmas Clown. He kinda freaks us all out. #WeirdChristmasDecorations (at Cabana de Corazon)

Leftover #HoneyBakedHam always gets turned into #NavyBeanSoup after #Thanksgiving. For this (and @thatsnothowiroll ) I am truly thankful.